Amateur Designer T-Shirts

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Handyman's Special'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Super glue . . .

Futons/Futoffs