Alternative Health Seeker Gifts

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'How is the detox going?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cures for the void.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You call that complementary!?!"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'