Alphabetical Sorting Gifts

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Library DIY Section

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Olde Time Dance Society

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

"What's your problem?"

'An ark? Why are we always the last to know?'

Useful and Useless Screws

Library

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

Flower Arranging.

'Mother is a compulsive straightener.'

Cleaner

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."