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Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

HR worker wading through CV's.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'Never to be seen again!"

'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"Walking dead letter file."

The last will and testement...

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

Olde Time Dance Society

"Do you file your nails..?

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'