Mail Sorting Gifts

Olde Time Dance Society

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Junk Mail.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.

'Did the mail come?'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Racers' Gate.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

Useful and Useless Screws