Mail Sorting Mugs

Olde Time Dance Society

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Racers' Gate.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Did the mail come?'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Useful and Useless Screws

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