Email Organizer Mugs

'Oh oh! My Internet security software is directing recommendations, from my broker, to the junk file.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Inout baskets.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

Spam in Hell.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Spam in inbox.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"