Mail Sorter Mugs

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

HR worker wading through CV's.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Junk Mail.

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Racers' Gate.

You've Got Mail

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'Did the mail come?'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Mail box with mouth!

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Olde Time Dance Society

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.