Mail Sorter Pillows

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The birth of junk mail.

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

HR worker wading through CV's.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.

You've Got Mail

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Did the mail come?'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Racers' Gate.

Mail box with mouth!

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Olde Time Dance Society

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

Useful and Useless Screws