House Sorter Pillows

"We ran some tests, and it turns out that Dr. Stephens here is a Hufflepuff, whereas I'm more of a Ravenclaw."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Ironing day.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

Carpet Cleaner.

Irons In The Fire

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Spring cleaning.

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

His and Hers Draw Space

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"Laundry or composting?"

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'