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"We ran some tests, and it turns out that Dr. Stephens here is a Hufflepuff, whereas I'm more of a Ravenclaw."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Irons In The Fire

Carpet Cleaner.

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

His and Hers Draw Space

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"Laundry or composting?"

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'