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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Tree Funeral

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Pelican and Origami

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Origami Mail

HR worker wading through CV's.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

Cartoonists.

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"Any other strengths?"

Organic Filing

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Olde Time Dance Society

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC