Paper Sorter T-Shirts

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Tree Funeral

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Pelican and Origami

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

ZZZZ. You think Ernie has a good head for business? It makes a good paperweight.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Origami Mail

HR worker wading through CV's.

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Cartoonists.

"Any other strengths?"

Organic Filing

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Olde Time Dance Society

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC