Cv Sorter Pillows

HR worker wading through CV's.

Interdisciplinary studies.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"In your CV under 'experience' all you've written is 'YIPEE!'."

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Florida Golf.

"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"Do you have any other strengths?"

"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"Your resume states you spent four years as a hostage. May we have permission to contact your captors?"

'I'm sure you are proud of being a world record holder. But having 7,935 different employers in one month isn't something I'd put on my resume.'

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Useful and Useless Screws

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

"A very impressive resume, I confess I didn't realise there was a Nobel prize for 'being the best at computers and all that stuff'."

Flower Arranging.