Opinion Sorter Pillows

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

Confirmation Bias

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

E Pluribus Nada

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

On - Undecided - Off switch

HR worker wading through CV's.

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Let's explore our opinions."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Rush Limbaugh

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"All the wrong people are right."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"Twitching fingers, coupled with feelings of malaise, weakness, anger and exasperation. You're suffering from On-Line Opinion Fatigue Syndrome."

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."