Career Comparer Pillows

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Day one, post grad

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'