Career Reflector Pillows

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"I was a cog in the machine for thirty years, and then it went solid-state!"

37 years in the same position.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

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'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'