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'...veterinary or ventriloquist?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."