Document Sorting Pillows

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

HR worker wading through CV's.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'Never to be seen again!"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'

"Walking dead letter file."

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

The last will and testement...

"Do you file your nails..?

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Olde Time Dance Society

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'