Document Handling Pillows

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Paper Trail

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Bureaucratic castle

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"I have a system."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'

"Walking dead letter file."

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''