Document Handling Mugs

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Paper Trail

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Bureaucratic castle

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I have a system."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Walking dead letter file."

'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."