Alphabetical Anarchy Gifts

The Unalphabetizer

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Punk Reindeer

Spot Quiz....

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'The black sheep of the flock,'

An Anarchist's Christmas

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'Any messages while I was out?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Punktuation Marks.

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Could you keep it down please!"

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

Football anagram: Nuts it handy (Answer: Danny Shittu.)

Puzzle Page Publishing - Peasle Konck.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."