Anarchism Gifts

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

'You're in -- All you have to do is pay your dues and sign this loyalty oath.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

I'm an anarchist. They got me for thriving without a license.

'Anarchists convention 99' "I'm not letting anyone in till you've formed a disorderly rabble"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Punk Reindeer

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Any messages while I was out?'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Punktuation Marks.

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

Bonfire of the Paperwork

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"