Word Anarchist Gifts

Punktuation Marks.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Punk Reindeer

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

An Anarchist's Christmas

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'Any messages while I was out?'

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Ear Bud Hijacking

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"Could you keep it down please!"

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

I'm an anarchist. They got me for thriving without a license.

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

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