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"Yeah - it turns out all that alpha stuff is relative."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

Baby rocks!

Diving Cat.

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

That's the chairman's office.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Macho man body building club.

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Circle of power.

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

The phantom sphinx.

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.