Alpaca Enthusiast Pillows

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Eat me"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Sheep Ledger

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Static cling."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"So who is this First pet?"

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"Phew, that was close."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Going Down?