Alpaca Admirer Pillows

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Chase me, chase me cows.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Baroque Peacock

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'