Alpaca Admirer Gifts

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Fourth Little Pig

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Baroque Peacock

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"He's gone goth"

"I love this time of day."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'