Alpaca Aficionado Pillows

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"At ease!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Carpe diem

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Funky Facts: USA.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Haile Selassie

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Wordplay: Verbs.

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.