Alpaca Aficionado Prints

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"At ease!"

Carpe diem

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Funky Facts: USA.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

Haile Selassie

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'