Alpaca Enthusiast Mugs

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Eat me"

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Sheep Ledger

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Static cling."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"So who is this First pet?"

The circus diver.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."