All-you-can-eat Aficionado Mugs

You must be this wide to enter the restaurant.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Church Basement Foodie

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Can I have flies with that'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Happy hour.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Teenage Angst.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'