All-you-can-eat Champion Mugs

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

Dad Trophies

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

“Children hate me.”

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"It didn't look like this on Masterchef!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

Mary and the fat boy

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

"My wife has a black belt in cooking, she can kill a man with a single chop."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

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