All-you-can-eat Dreamer Mugs

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Happy hour.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Soup?"

Cheesemaker

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Start Sucking!"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Expectations vs. reality

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

Fast food dreams of being gourmet feast.

'I've got threepence'

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

Fantasy Diet League

Passage of Time

"You suppose, somewhere out there, there are peanut butter fish?"