Alien Defender Gifts

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

There is No Planet C

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"It's not easy being green…"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

When Trees Dream

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Fish with Shield

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Sea temperatures hottest on record

The strong corna war

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

That looks like a golf ball.

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

Ecology

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved