Alien Defender T-Shirts

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

There is No Planet C

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"My brain got hacked!"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"It's not easy being green…"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

When Trees Dream

A man shoots at a drone.

Fish with Shield

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

The strong corna war

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

That looks like a golf ball.

Ecology

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.