Alien Communication Enthusiast Gifts

'My wife tells me he's practicing. But I think he's trying to contact some alien civilization.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

How am I abducting?

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Save Our Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'