Alien Communication Enthusiast Pillows

'My wife tells me he's practicing. But I think he's trying to contact some alien civilization.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

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"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

She - Interpreter - He.