"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"
Algorithm Skeptics Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful yet funny gift for someone skeptical about algorithms? Our collection offers witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their contrarian spirit. These playful designs capture their humor about tech and algorithms, making their everyday objects more personal and amusing. Whether they love a good laugh or want to spark a conversation, find something memorable that reflects their unique viewpoint.
"Welcome to the future"
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
I.T. Fear
"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Computer Class.
"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."
The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism
Early Programmers.
"I'd like to see you do this online."
'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."
Privacy
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
How Grandma Sees the Remote
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
"It must have been fate that brought us together."
Big Brother.
Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.
"Tarzan no want computer."
Diner is served
I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.
"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."
Algorithm Skeptics Gifts Collection
Algorithm Skeptics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for algorithm skeptics—quintessentially witty, perfect for sparking morning conversations.
Algorithm Skeptics Pillows
Browse pillows designed for the algorithm skeptic—comfy, humorous, and a cheeky reminder of their unique perspective.
Algorithm Skeptics Prints
Discover art prints that challenge the digital norm—perfect for skeptics wanting to make a bold statement in their space.
Algorithm Skeptics T-Shirts
Check out our clever T-shirts for skeptics of algorithms—fun and thought-provoking, ideal for wearing their beliefs with pride.