Algorithm Skeptics Mugs

"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"

"Welcome to the future"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

Computer Class.

Early Programmers.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

Privacy

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."