Algorithm Aficionados With Pets Gifts

"Something to do with algorithms."

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Early Programmers.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Dog playing VR fetch.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

Investors can't blame brokers any more

"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'This is our Lookup Table.'

"Hold on, Ms. Goodwin. I'm checking with the algorithm that's managing your money."