Algorithm Aficionados With Pets Pillows

"Something to do with algorithms."

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Early Programmers.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

You Shouldn't Have

Dog playing VR fetch.

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

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Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

Investors can't blame brokers any more

"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'This is our Lookup Table.'