Albums Gifts

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

The Art Student.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Larry's used art

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

International Women's Day

Benedict Cumberbatch

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."