Books Gifts

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

How to be super annoying and cute

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

"What's your problem?"

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."

Skywriter's Block

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"We need new text books precisely because the ones we have are valuable first editions."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

"They're books, Dad needs them for reading."

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

Sstranger than fiction

'It's his ambition to have an answer for everything.'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"And this is George's reading room."

On writing good...

'I've read every one of them.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Young Robert Frost"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Which way to the reading clinic?'