'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'
Airtight Cheapskates Gifts
Looking for a gift for the airtight cheapskate who takes pride in pinching pennies and loves a good laugh? Our curated selection celebrates their thrifty spirit with humorous designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These creative items are ideal for anyone who appreciates wit and value, turning economic conservatism into a fun and lighthearted statement. Whether it's for a friend who’s always about the best bargains or a family member who loves a good deal, these products blend humor with personality, making thrifty living a little more entertaining.
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
A Quiet Rebuke.
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Online Shopping.
"Honey! We're home!"
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'
"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."
"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"
Bargains
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
How Lawyers Evolved.
"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"
Final clearance sale.
sale
Garage Sales Anonymous
Late again.
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
"I'm a bargain hunter."
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"
I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.
'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'
"I've made a fortune and never used my own money. Hey, can you spare a buck?"
'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'
Welcome to Hartland: Spend All Your Money and Leave
"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."
"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"
Happy shopper shown signs like 'We won't be undersold'
Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.
"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."
'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
Airtight Cheapskates Gifts Collection
Airtight Cheapskates Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the airtight cheapskate's humorous approach to saving and spending wisely.
Airtight Cheapskates Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous designs that bring a playful touch to the home of any airtight cheapskate.
Airtight Cheapskates Prints
Browse our humorous prints that add a witty and creative flair to any space, perfect for the frugal and fun-loving individual.
Airtight Cheapskates T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the airtight cheapskate’s clever and frugal lifestyle in a fun and fashionable way.