Budget-conscious Flyer Gifts

'No way I'm buying a first class ticket just to get a club soda!'

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Dog on a plane.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Europe on $5000 a day.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Their lowest cost vacation yet.