Airtight Cheapskates Pillows

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

"Honey! We're home!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

Bargains

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Final clearance sale.

sale

Garage Sales Anonymous

Late again.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"I've made a fortune and never used my own money. Hey, can you spare a buck?"

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

Welcome to Hartland: Spend All Your Money and Leave

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Happy shopper shown signs like 'We won't be undersold'

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."