Luxury Cheapskate Pillows

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"Is that neat whisky?"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"The filthy rich"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Sod orf, midges...

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."