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"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Is that neat whisky?"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"The filthy rich"

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Faberge Chicken

Sod orf, midges...

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."