Budget Cut Enthusiasts Gifts

"Safety has been a problem, but it's worth the money we save by eliminating company cars."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

DIY marriage counseling.

Online Shopping.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

The spend is high

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Bargains

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Tony Blair - EU budget.

Final clearance sale.

sale

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Garage Sales Anonymous