Airport Experience Reviewer Gifts

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Limerick Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Mass Travel

Rubbish Carousel

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Fish Boarding

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'